1. Taking 5 shots of vodka in 10 minutes will leave you vomiting on the bathroom floor.
2. Alcohol gives you the confidence to kiss boys (and girls) but sometimes you end up saying yes to something you don’t want to do.
3. Holding a razor to your skin but not slicing can be the bravest thing possible sometimes.
4. Sober days should not be sad days.
5. Try to go out onto the balcony without thinking about throwing yourself off of it.
6. Waking up naked in someone else’s bed is only nice when you’re also in their arms.
7. Try to slow down.

-things college has taught me so far (this makes me sound like an alcoholic)

(Source: amoribus)

eh whatever it’ll be fine

-me right before making a horrible decision (via askinnyblackman)

(Source: meloetta)

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